zacharies neck though
zacharies neck though
I just turned on my old laptop (that I haven’t used in about eight months because it had a couple cracks in the screen).
I……didn’t expect it to have gotten worse, but…..
Yikes!! It’s like a crazy squid attacked your laptop!
OH MY GOD IS THAT FANART OF MY BROKEN LAPTOP SCREEN
….yeah thats how you do it Jake
BUT HOW DOES KURLOZ EAT
HE DOESN’T HAVE TO, HE’S DEAD
YOU INSENSITIVE PEANUT MAYBE HE WANTS A TACO DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT
WELL HE SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE HE DECIDED TO CHEW HIS TONGUE OFF AND SEW HIS FUCKING MOUTH SHUT
HE JUST PUTS A TACO IN THE BLENDER, AND SIPS IT THROUGH A STRAW BY SLIPPING THE STRAW IN BETWEEN THE THREADS IT’S SO FUCKING OBVIOUS
THIS IS THE BEST THING TO EVER SHOW UP IN MY DASH
SO ACCURATE, I CANT EVEN
Okay = Always
^^In what world is that okay.
Omg can you imagine a Homestuck theme park?
You come in and immediately get killed
nepetas spining teacups
equius’s strength tester (everyone gets peasantblood )
gamzee’s fun house and freakshow ( id love the gamzee section)
eridan and feferis water corners
tavroses midevil themed sector
kanayas giftshop( only clothes)
terezis rainbow park( everything has a light smell and it has ALLLL the candy and chalk in a store)
karkats area ia always closed down with a big sign reading “fuck you all this is my place “
solluxes videogame arcade
johns indoor skydiving
daves music center
a podium in the center where either kankri or the signless come and start giving a speach
… should i go on?
I’D GO TO THAT SPEECH
Betty Crocker consession stands
A meet the Grand Highblood (like a mall santa, except when you sit on his lap instead of telling him what you want for christmas you have to beg for mercy)
Doc Scratch’s CD/DVD/Video game store
Darkleer’s archary range
A live stage preformance of a battle at sea between Mindfang and Dualscar
Summoner’s Petting zoo
A big stage for strife shows
Roxy’s bar (can there be alcohol at a theme park idk)
An area for Derse and all Derse themed rides
Prospit with all Prospit themed rides
God Tier makeover place where like you can get a God Tier costume and weapon
People payed to walk around in cosplay and greet you and shit (WHERE DO I SING UP FOR THAT JOB DEAR FUCK)
Jake’s Movie Theater with a John theater where all the shitty movies are played and Karkat’s theater where all the romcoms are played
Pumkin Party In Sea Hitler’s Water Apocalypse roller coaster cuz i can see that being a super awesome roller coaster
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
Mituna and Latula’s skate park
A strife arena (Sort of like those things where you hit each other with foam swords and shit)
Meulin’s Shipping Corner (Where you sit down and talk about ships, crayons and paper are provided for shipping walls)
Her Imperious Condescension’s Whack a Lowblood
Eridan’s Not As Cool Whack a Lowblood, Whack a Landdweller
Dirk’s robotics (Like where you can build a toy robot or something)
Terezi’s Murder Court (where you can go though like those interactive stories where you run around a giant area to find shit and solve the clues then you find the killer and take it to court)
A rollercoaster or something based on davesprite, because we all want this
The Felt and the Midnight Crew showdown (4D movie)
Sweet bro and hella jeff’s blog (i dunno, something like a stand)
Ms.Paint art house
Planets (Where you can visit the planets like the land of wind and shade or like a ride through it like little world in disney)
I WANT THIS TO BE REAL SO BAD OH MY GOSH
Why hasn’t anyone thought of an in depth detailed cascade rollarcoaster ride?
Sweet jesus I wish this was a thing. I would goddamn live there.
How about a Prospit/Derse rollercoaster like dueling dragons? One in white and one in black, spinning together, then the white one goes through this misty glittery tunnel and the black one goes through this hall of horrors and the prospitans come out all enchanted and moony and the dersites come out all cranky and traumatized. Just like the real thing!
reverse!Edd has height envy
and again these are asphyxion’s designs
SOME SAD DANS
NO MY BABY NO NO NO NO!!!! ah no what sweet art„, baby no„
If I ever need to describe “moirail” to anyone.